Sinitta's Lunchbox

Ho, ho, ho! Snit here. 'Celebrity Taxi Driver' has somewhat taken over and I am delighted how well it's gone. Who would have thought that I, international disco and fashion sensation, Sinitta Malone, could get into an all star reality TV show final, with Lulu's body double and Carol Vorderman's sister? All I have to do is pull off the 'cleaning sick out the back of cab' challenge and I could be crowned the hackney carriage Queen!

I am not one to let fame go to my head however and still pack my lunchbox full of nutritional goodness everyday. Here's what's been floating my boat recently.

(1) The beautiful Kylie Minouge and her shimmering new single 'Better Than Today'. This gem is released in the UK on the 5th of December:



(2) Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers - I like to treat myself with a finger in the run up to Christmas

(3) Cheryl Cole's US visa application

(4) Nicole Scherzinger's newie 'Poison' is Wicked! The ex Pussycat Doll rocks it big time on this anthemic kick-ass electro/pop confection. I only wish I hadn't turned RedOne down when I was offered this song myself for forthcoming album 'Snit Bit's'. Check out the kick-ass video here:

Sinitta's Lunchbox

Hey guys. Snit here. I am dieting at the momento, so it's been a bit of a lean lunch box for me of late. I am on the 'Low Fat Pop Tart' diet - recipe book to follow!

So here's what I've been lugging around this week:

(1) Mark Owen - he's very small. Unlike his mobile phone bill.
(2) Low Fat Pop Tarts - the versatile snack that fills a hole like no other
(3) 'Oh Santa' - Mariah Carey's catchy new Christmas offering. It's not 'All I Want For Christmas' but kudos to Maz for churning our a half-decent Xmas number. Christmas has indeed arrived early in the Malone household this year!



I'm off now to film 'Celebrity Taxi Driver' where a group of c-listers spend a week working London taxi's and learning 'The Knowledge'. I'm really excited about working with Vanessa Feltz, Lulu's body double and one of the chimps from the PG Tips advert. I've got strong competition. Wicked!

Sinitta's Lunchbox

Hi guys. It's Snit here. Sorry for my lack of posts. The X-Factor has been keeping me very busy. It's hard work sitting next to Simon Cowell wearing no clothes and saying next to nothing. Then of course I have been involved in the styling of the groups - Simon's category for this years X-Factor. It's nice to know my unique sense of style has finally been recognised !

As you can imagine, all this work means I have been more reliant on my lunch-box than ever - those boy-bands have been keeping my box full!

Here's some of the tempting delights that have been floating my boat in recent weeks:

(1) The Journey - aka the cute boy-band that almost made it through to the X-Factor live shows. Apparently they are not a polished, rehearsed and contriveed boy band - they really are plumbers, electricians and dustbin men.

(2) Yorkshire pudding - my favourite food. Hot. Cold. Any which way.

(3) Fans - a girl can never have enough fans to keep her cool. I have many in different colours to match my lack of clothing!

(4) Nadine vs. Cheryl - as a member of the X-Factor alumni and someone who knows Cheryl well, you can guess why my loyalties lie? That's right - I'm backing Nadine Coyle all the way:



(5) Half a Crispy Peeking Duck

(6) Mary Byrne's Tesco Clubcard (I need the points for my Aunt Bessies')

(7) The upcoming spectacular that is 'Burlesque'. Christina Aguilera and Cher star in this all singing, all dancing movie spectacular. I was of course offered the lead ahead of Xtina but had to turn it down due to my X-Factor commitments. There's a fab soundtrack accompanying the film too, featuring the previously retired Cher, lending her pipes to a Diane Warren power ballad. What more could a girl want?

Sinitta's Lunchbox

Oh dear! This week Sinitta's lunchbox was returned to us in such a state that the best part of the bank holiday weekend has been spent cleaning it out - the dirty bitch!

No grudges will be held however, as the lunchbox of dreams needs to be replenished for the week ahead. So what goodies do we have in store:

(1) Blankety Blank cheque book and pen
(2) Oat-so-simple
(3) Curry Powder
(4) A low quality leak from the Madonna 'Celebration' sessions called 'Broken (I'm Sorry)':

http://soundcloud.com/newsofmadonna/broken-2

Despite the quality, it's a good track - very in keeping with the Confessions era. Here's hoping an HQ copy will surface sometime soon.

Sinitta's Lunchbox

Yum Yum! It's lunch time again with Snit - love her!

What have we got in the un-clothed one's lunch box today:

(1) Three carefully positioned vine leaves

(2) Pot Noodle

(3) Cheryl Cole's malaria tablets

(4) Xtina's new single - 'You Lost Me':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_QpdhEcmBo&feature=av2n

It just goes to show when Ms. Aguilera sticks to what she does best - heartfelt ballads with a kick - she's definitely not destined for the dumper quite yet!

Sinitta's Lunchbox

Sinitta's lunchbox has just come back from hols (even lunchboxes need a break), hence the lack of post last week. Let's see what lurks inside the lunchbox of dreams this week:

(1) Signed photo of Nerys Hughes
(2) Beef Jerky
(3) Hazell Dean Mug
(4) Remixes for Kylie's 'Get Out Of My Way':

These are two of the better mixes on offer and I can honestly say for the first time in a long time, Parlophone have done us proud - commercial dance mixes that really get you moving!

Introducing ....

.... Sinitta's lunchbox.

Each week we will be having a look at what is in Sinitta's lunchbox.

That 'Snit' - you never know what she's popped in her box for the day ahead!

This week in' Sinitta's lunchbox':

Some lip gloss (probably from Savers)

Cheesy Puff Crisps

A lock of Simon Cowell's hair

The new Freemasons Remix of Hurt's 'Wonderful Life'

What an amazing remix. Well done everyone involved and thank you Sinitta for such a nutrious treat!

The pop star, the hits collection and the lack of wardrobe

It's here. Sinitta's much anticipated hits collection. Good old Snit - her of 'appearing on the 'X-Factor' in strategically placed leaves' fame - even Simon Cowell looked embarrassed. Despite her clothes falling off, Sinitta has churned out some good pop songs over the years and for the first time the original versions (and some rare remixes) have been gathered together.

'The Hits + Collection' is a two CD affair. The first CD concentrates mainly on her 'Fanfare' single releases (although 'Cruising' is conspicuous in it's absence) and also includes some rare tracks (SAW written and produced 'How Can This Be Real Love' and 'Do You Wanna Find Out'), a couple of remixes (Pete Hammond's Hi-NRG remix of 'Body Shopping' offers a sparse alternative to original) and two new recordings 'The Day You Said Goodbye' (very Dannii Minogue) and 'Toy Boy (Reloaded)'.

The second CD features even more exciting stuff, including a great alternative remix of 'Cross My Broken Heart' (deep from the PWL vaults), the Promo 12" Mix of 'Love On A Mountain Top' complete with 'Oh La La' sample and Italo-House vibe and the brilliant original 12" of 'Body Shopping' to name but a few highlights.

All in all a well thought out collection with impressive and extensive album art and notes. Truly one for the fans. My only gripe - where is the brilliant 12" version of 'Lay Me Down Easy'?

Tracklisting as follows and available to order at amazon here:

CD 1
So Macho
Feels Like The First Time
Toy Boy
G.T.O.
Cross My Broken Heart
I Don't Believe In Miracles
Right Back Where We Started From
Love On A Mountain Top
Lay Me Down Easy
Hitchin' A Ride
Love And Affection
Shame Shame Shame
Where Did Our Love Go
How Can This Be Real Love (7" Mix)
Do You Wanna Find Out (12" Mix )
Hitchin' A Ride (PWL 7" Remix)
Body Shopping (Pete Hammond Hi-NRG Remix)
I Don't Believe In Miracles (Merlin's New Hit Mix)
Shame Shame Shame (Alternative 12" Mix)
The Day You Say Goodbye
Toy Boy (Reloaded)

CD 2
Toy Boy (The Original Mix)

G.T.O. (Modina's Red Roaring Mix)
Cross My Broken Heart (12" Euro Remix)
I Don't Believe In Miracles (Club Remix)+
Right Back Where We Started From (Left Back On The Side Mix)
Love On A Mountain Top (Promo 12" Mix)
Hitchin' A Ride (PWL Remix)
How Can This Be Real Love (12" Mix)
Body Shopping (12" Mix)
I Just Wanna Spend Some Time With You (12" Mix)
You Keep Me Hanging On (12" Mix)
The Day You Said Goodbye (Pete Hammond's Empire Strikes Back Mix)

Second In The Queue

I recently downloaded some Jason Dononvan tracks from his PWL back-catalogue on itunes. It's all very exciting and there is some good stuff on there, although the overall opinion is that its not quite as good as Kylie's.

Imagine the scene. It's January 1990 and Kylie and Jason rock up to the PWL studio's to get their new songs. Kylie manages to tear herself away from Michael Hutchence and is first in the queue. Stock, Lock and Barrel proudly present her with 'Better The Devil You Know'. She's delighted. It's different from her previous outings. A bit more 'down with the kids' and a bloody good pop song to boot. Kylie leaves work with a smile. She knows her career is in a good place and Michael is waiting in bed for her.

Jason Donovan turns up a bit later. He overslept apparently. Not to worry though because Stocky, Atkins Diet and Watershead still have a song up their sleeve for him. His first reaction is one of relief because it's not a cover version. Then he hears 'Hang On To Your Love'. Jason leaves work in tears. The dumper is just around the corner and there is no one waiting in bed for him.

Poor Jase. He could see what Sinitta meant now. Kylie does get all the best songs. Well not quite if these three words are anything to go by - 'Word Is Out'.

Nice Mullet!